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  • hope2007
    05-22 11:20 AM
    plss do not rush with ur filing in june....pls file after june 10th so that cut off dates move foward in july VB.
    ;)





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  • MerciesOfInjustices
    05-23 11:26 PM
    A Congressman named Pence is proposing this 'compromise', which has been posted in a Time exclusive Exclusive: A Compromise Plan on Immigration (http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1196991,00.html?cnn=yes)!

    With the Senate headed toward a final vote on an immigration bill this week, a leader of House conservatives is asking his colleagues to support a free-market plan aimed at bridging the gulf between the versions in the two chambers. The proposal by Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.), provided to TIME ahead of an unveiling speech at the Heritage Foundation, is arguably less compassionate than the version being debated in the Senate and supported in principle by President George W. Bush. But it looks to be more palatable to House Republicans, many of whom have opposed creating a guest worker program before new border crackdowns have been given a chance to work.


    Very disturbing is this passage in this article

    His plan includes all the security measures of the bill that has already passed the House, and adds a provision for guest worker visas would be good for two years. A limited renewal would be available if the worker studied English and passed an English proficiency class. Federal law already has visa categories A through V. �The visas will be referred to as �W Visas,� � Pence say in his remarks. �No kidding. I think it is obvious whose support we are trying to garner here.�



    No mention of anything for legals here!

    Hope this does not see the light of the day, and dies its own death!





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  • sounakc
    07-29 01:39 PM
    ^^^^^





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  • chanduv23
    07-09 02:02 PM
    Be careful with Lawyers - there is a way to handle them. Remember, you may hate them for their attitude, but your approach to them should be pleasing.

    You have to be very very very pleasing, praising, and kiss ass. You must kiss their ass like anything to get things done.

    On the contrary - paralegals are very rude and you must be very careful dealing with them. They have the skill of triggering your anger and in most cases, you want to let the lawyer know how dissatisfied you are, and this in turn triggers Lawyer's ego.

    For immigration lawyers we are the clients - but they don't work for us, they work only to extract innocent immigrant money.

    They tend to side with stupid HR personnel from big companies and give them all sorts of advices on immigration and form the HR lawyer alliance. They are nice to each other and share love bites.

    The best way to deal with a lawyer is - Kissssssssss asssssssss , praise them, thak them, keep them in best spirits, never get annoyed, tell them u can come over to their office if they say they are busy. You all don't need a lot of explanation - I think you understand how things work



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  • Redeye
    12-19 05:02 PM
    During the July fiasco, lawyer applied first set on July 2nd and since we were n't sure if the application reached USCIS we put a yello cover sheet which said refiling because earlier 485 could be misplaced. Even after that, both first and second were accepted and I got EAD, FP and AP on the first one and EAD, FP on the second one. Attorney suggested to follow up with FP second time also and said we will be asked by USCIS which application to keep. Is this true?

    Or will both my applications be rejected since we did not get back to them?

    I know some other folks on IV are also in same boat. I am planning to use EAD so I am kind of worried otherwise it is clean case with I 140 approved.





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  • prem_goel
    11-25 01:32 PM
    Did you last stamped in Tijuana? Because Rule is just changed.
    NEW RULE:

    Visa Stamping from Canada/Mexico - Read and post experiences : Page 0 (http://www..com/experience/readentries.do?category=22)
    You can have H1B stamping in Tijuana, only if you had last stamped in Tijuana.

    Here is the OFFICIAL link from US Consulate at Tijuana

    Visa Services (http://tijuana.usconsulate.gov/niv.html)


    Who Can Apply in Mexico

    TCN Applicants residing in the United States, seeking to renew their visa in any category except B1/2 (tourist/business), if the current visa was issued in the applicant's country of nationality, former residence, or in Mexico. A spouse or dependent children may apply with the principal visa holder if the principal meets the criteria above. A renewal is a case where an applicant for the same type of visa is made and does not include persons who seek to change from one visa category to another or who are seeking any other type of �change of status� even if that change has been authorized by the Department of Homeland Security.



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  • arunmohan
    03-06 11:19 PM
    I will fax it on Monday.





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  • Humhongekamyab
    08-21 11:24 AM
    once and for all.. the adjudicators dont answer calls. its just cust service people...who are contractors. so if u dont call them.. all they will be doing is sitting around doing nothing.

    Stop spreading misinformation. Why do they have 1800 number if the have a same set of person sitting at the US CIS office and the reason why the 1800 ppl do not transfer every call to the US CIS is because they don't want to disturb them. It is exactly because of information like this that the processing is getting delayed. The official stance of the US CIS is that you should contact 1800 number, period. If you have a written/published link which says that the ppl sitting at the service center are NOT adjudicators and are there to provide status updates then kindly share otherwise please do not spread rumours. Further if the IIO are there to provide status updates then why all of a sudden they have stopped doing that?



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  • usirit
    10-28 08:15 AM
    Sorry you had trouble finding the location. The intersection of roads was the nearest I could suggest.

    Two of is. infact three including Ulises wife Dana were there. The Starbucks we were at was next to Panera Bread on the corner near a large Kohls store and Walmart.

    Once again I am sorry not to have had the chance to meet you today.

    Please feel free to send me a PM, give me a telephone number and I will call you.

    Hey DPP...

    I am sorry you didn't make it... meeting with Lynne was so enriching, I am sure we'll have more meetings to keep setting up our Chapter to promote solutions for all of us.

    Lynne:
    Thanks again for taking the lead of this campaign... Let me know if there is something that I ca do to assist you. I'll get back to you later if there is something in my end.





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  • perm2gc
    01-08 04:34 PM
    How did you guys manage to get H1's so recently from H4?

    Is there a way that H4 are exempt from the H1 quota?
    The H4 to H1 applied in 2006 quota is very slow.Some cases are getting approval even in jan(one of my friends wife got approval last week).

    No rule yet to exempt H4 from H1 quota.



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  • samswas
    05-25 03:37 PM
    I think the problem is with the Poll.
    The moderator of the thread needs to correct it. I got my GC but when I try to go and poll change my status to card received it tells me I have already polled. Unless I am missing something.

    So 74 people were current (not sure how many of them got approved) and 24 polled to say they got approved.
    So mr moderator can u correct the poll ??

    Sorry guys ... Yes, problem is with the poll. I created this thread. When I created, I don't know that you can not change your response once you vote





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  • vkmurthy260
    06-20 05:48 PM
    Hi,

    I have Visa stamped in my passport till 2010 , my passport expires in July 2008 , so i was given I 94 till july 2008 when i last entered USA. I have renewed my passport . How do i change the dates in I 94 . I tried Def. Inspection sites in San francisco they say it cannot be done there . Can i travel to mexico and come back the same day and get a new I 94 .

    Thanks

    Kris.



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  • gc_chahiye
    07-26 11:17 AM
    I would file for 485, but maintain my H1, and bring her here on H4. A PD of EB3-March-2005 is not going to get current anytime soon, I would not miss out on the option to use AC21 to switch jobs...





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  • apb
    08-06 06:54 PM
    Bump



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  • Blondygirl
    02-21 03:13 PM
    thank you everybody for your input! you have certainly helped me narrow down my searching!!!





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  • serg
    05-18 09:32 PM
    The title means ... You r right, not only Indian, but Chineese, Russians and all others ... but title is "Indian immigrants .... " :(



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  • admin
    05-21 10:46 PM
    eb3india,

    Have you done any kind of research into the two questions that you have raised namely the 245(i) problem and the nurse categories. Please do it and you will find how they came into picture.

    A sincere request to all our members. Before demanding a response from the core group, we hope you do more research on your flash thoughts. All the core group members have a full time job and are doing this in our free time apart from work and family. Given that it is crunch time in the Senate, we really don't have the time now to respond to all queries.





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  • wc_user
    12-24 10:07 PM
    Thanks
    All said and done, isn't it safer to just get your H1-B stamped and come back using H1-B visa. This way, there is no doubt. I have an AP, but I am planning to get my H1-B visa stamped when I go to India in January.





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  • dixie
    11-06 04:43 PM
    It doesnt matter whether the clients of the employer are for-profit or not (obviously). The only thing relevant is whether or not the organization for which your wife will work is classified as not-for-profit.

    My Wife, if everything works out, will be working in a Finance related field for a Health Care related service providing financial services to many many hospitals.

    I was wondering if I could use the Heallth care angle for the H1b Non Cap





    green_card_curious
    03-08 10:17 AM
    This is EXACTLY the confusion. My case is explained below:

    1. I am on H1-B - havent used my EAD yet
    2. My wife has and is currently using her EAD though
    3. We filed I-140 (NIW) and I-485, concurrently for both of us in July 2007.

    So what happens to our I-485's and her EAD? My attorney says she should be alright (legally and work eligibility wise) till we appeal and get the final decision. But we are hearing different things at these forums. So really not sure...

    Ideas? Suggestions? Examples?

    Thanks,





    ashkam
    04-01 03:24 PM
    Really? Nobody? Nothing? :( Please, any advice will do, I'm desperate, I don't want to leave in 2 weeks, I need some more time with my partner...

    You already have the answer : It is 180 days after your I-94 expires, not the day of your arrival.



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